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Beauty & the Beast: Faction Transfers Now Live.09.02.09

Although it seems to have slipped beneath WoW.com and MMO-Champion’s noses (at the time of the post, anyway), Faction Transfers are now live.

If you’re interested in undertaking this change, make sure you read up on the FAQ and log out of the character you wish to transfer; you need to be offline for 20 minutes. In addition, please note that although it’s not clear on the FAQ (because there are apparently two FAQs about this that conflict), you will lose all of your Silver Covenant/Sunreaver reptutation and associated achievements. All of them. This means that you need to start over on any and all Argent Tournament dailies, and some of your faction pets may have converted, despite the FAQ detailing that they won’t.

Coming up:

  • DPS gear spreadsheet update
  • Maximizing raid buffs
  • Primer on boosting DPS in five mans versus raids
  • Comics

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Mixology 101: It’s Like Freshman Year all over again, but without the hangover. And more Cats.01.16.09

For the duration of Burning Crusade, most questions about Feral DPS consumables could be explained with one word: Agility. LIKE IT! Unfortunately, the AGI heyday for Cat DPS is fading. Point-for-point, AGI gives us less of an AP gain than STR, and we can potentially gain more from straight Critical Strike Rating than AGI alone. A balance between AP and Crit % remains crucial for optimal DPS (more about that later), and to that end, we have a plethora of battle elixirs to choose from now. How do you decide?

For purposes of this discussion, we don’t give a shit about any stat that isn’t boosting our raw damage. Cat is for FITE! Assuming a basic Feral build that includes 5/5 Heart of the Wild (without the Alchemical benefit of Mixology), we can gather the following information about some of our favorite spirits:

Awesome, I threw some numbers at you like I know what I’m talking about. Let’s sort through them quickly. Usually, a combination of elixirs provides a better net benefit than a single flask—flasks are just a lot more cost efficient if you know you’re going to be dying repeatedly. But here’s a quick comparison:

Elixir of Major Strength + Elixir of Major Fortitude = ~116 AP and 350 Health (and an additional 20 hp5).

Flask of Endless Rage = 180 AP.

For a loss of 64 AP, you gain some fairly negligible health stats. Normally, I’d argue that any extra health is good health, but if your job is to be a one-dr00d assassination machine, forgo the 350 HP and hp5 and reap the benefits of half the equip value of a heroic DPS trinket (i.e. Bandit’s Insignia). Remember that a cat with 18,000 health can essentially heal herself for 720 hit points every time that iLotP procs. Trust that your healers will be able to make up for 350 HP and do yourself a favor: go for more damage.

Although the Flask of Endless Rage (and trailing soon after, the Elixir of Mighty Strength) top my shortlists for kitten drinks-of-the-year, you can potentially get a bigger damage increase by using either the Elixir of Accuracy or Elixir of Expertise. If for some insane reason you’re not hit capped at 8% or soft-expertise capped at 6.5%, using the Elixir of Accuracy or Elixir of Expertise will provide the biggest damage increase—because you’re actually able to connect with your target every time. There’s no point in boosting your AP, Crit, or anything else if you’re going to miss.

Chances are, however, that you’ve already fulfilled your Hit and Expertise obligations with gear. What about stocking up on Elixirs of Mighty Agility? For Cats, AGI is much less useful than it used to be. Despite the simultaneous increases to both crit and AP, you lose approximately 128 AP as compared to the Flask of Endless Rage or .42% Crit as compared to the Elixir of Deadly Strikes. It’s certainly not a bad choice, especially if you find yourself frequently switching from tank to DPS roles, but by evaluating the difference between your Critical Strike% and AP, you stand to potentially gain more by using a consumable to dramatically amp one over the other  (rather than a little of both).

Critical Strike is still important. You can stack AP and STR forever, but you’ll want a corresponding amount of Critical Strike (via Critical Strike Rating and AGI) to gain the largest DPS benefits. I could draw my own pictures for you, but why do the work when Tossk of Kael’thas has been doing it forever? He’s got a fantastic graph that illustrates approximately when +1 AGI is > +1 STR, and vice versa. The giant red line that marches steadily upwards represents the place where 1 AGI approximates 1 STR—your theoretical happy place you want to find eventually. You can see where you stand by plotting your position on the graph using your own data.

If you find yourself lacking in terms of critical strike (where +1 AGI > +1 STR), you may want to opt for the Elixir of Deadly Strikes rather than a flat out AP boost (since you’ll get nearly 1% Critical Strike out of it). If you’ve somehow managed to acquire an absurd amount of Critical Strike already, focus on improving your AP (via Elixir of Mighty Strength of Flask of Endless Rage). See how easy this shit is?

Armor Penetration is a little more complicated, but a basic formula is as follows: to increase your melee DPS against a target by 1%, you need to lower a target’s Damage Reduction from Armor by 1%.

DR%=Armor*100/[Armor+(467.5*AttackerLevel – 22,167.5)]
Which simplifies to:
DR% = [Armor / (Armor + 16,635)] x 100
A target with 10,000 armor would have a DR% of ~37.54. Great.
2.92% of 10,000 AC = 292. 10,000 AC – 584 AC = 9,708.
The new DR% = ~36.85.

Your elixir has thus increased your total physical DPS by .69%. This isn’t altogether significant. What if you have more? With 15% Armor Penetration (~231 Armor Penetration Rating), you will have a DR% of ~33.81, which brings your total physical DPS up by 3.73%. That’s much more significant, but we’re forgetting something pretty important here: your personal Armor Penetration applies after armor reducing debuffs are applied to a mob, making your own Armor Penetration less effective. Let’s use that same monster with 10,000 armor to illustrate.

Five Stacks of Sunder Armor = -3,925 AC
10,000 – 3,925 = 6,075 AC
New DR% = ~26.75
2.92% of 6,075 AC = 177.39. 6,075 AC – 177.39 AC = 5,897.61 AC
New DR% = ~26.17

After all’s been said and done, your little orange elixir has only increased your physical damage against the target by a pitiful 0.58%. Physical damage. Bleeds, like the DoT applied by Rip and Rake, ignore AC entirely and thus two major sources of our damage don’t even benefit from this shit. TL;DR—MATH IS HARD AND ARMOR PENETRATION REALLY ISN’T WORTH IT.

This leaves us with the Elixir of Lightning Speed. As I’m sure you know, Cat single-paw attack speed is normalized at one second, which is pretty quick already. Think about it like this: if you’re attacking with two weapons and dealing only physical damage, Haste sounds pretty great. The faster you hit, the more white damage you do, the more DPS you do. Unfortunately, we animal-types run into the same problem with Haste that we do with Armor Penetration—a good portion of our damage is dealt via Bleeds, which aren’t affected by Haste at all. Additionally, the lion’s share of our damage is dealt via yellow damage, whereas Haste speeds up the time between white damage attacks. Get the picture? It’s not a useless stat if you happen to have it, but there’s really no reason you should make a point in obtaining it.

Conclusion? If you’re a Hit and Expertise capped Cat, you’ll likely benefit the most by a Flask of Endless Rage or an Elixir of Deadly Strikes (with an Elixir of Mighty Fortitude). Base your decision on what you need more to balance out your stats: Critical Strike or Attack Power. Now go get drinking!

Thanks to Kalon for proofing a few sections of this for me!

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Brann Bronzebeard: High Explorer, Royalty…Stalker?11.17.08

After zooming around Northrend, I seem to have attracted a little attention from a certain dwarf—but it’s not what you think (for once). Triggering the “Explore Northrend” achievement prompted Brann Bronzebeard to congratulate me via in-game mail; he even sent me a brand new Tabard of the Explorer with the message “You’ve been around.” While I think he might have gotten me confused with another sort of girl, I put it on and kept questing. What would you have done? Unfortunately, Mr. Bronzebeard must have been expecting a “Thank-You” and a few “Tabard Only” pictures in return, because he decided to continue sending tabards. At first, I didn’t want to hurt his feelings. Rather than unceremoniously deleting his overgifting, I let the tabards sit in my mailbox—until it practically exploded.

Before I could seek professional help, I found out the Lycentia was already on the job. Braan didn’t recognize that the sexy human female avatar was a front for an even hotter human male. Soon, package upon package of epic tabards found their way into Lycentia’s inbox as well. He had no time for Brann’s dicking around (seriously) and opened a ticket. Apparently this isn’t the massive bug we thought it was.

Lol wut? Sorry, Mr. Bronzebeard. I’m not that open-minded.

In other news, I should be back up to speed and blogging about things that actually matter very shortly; when Lycentia and I packed it in this evening, we were both about 20% through 79. Have I mentioned that all the five-mans are stupidly easy? They’re essentially free XP, especially if you’ve picked up all the matching quests. But, while still fiendishly questing, I accidentally stumbled across BigRedKitty’s buddy

over in the land of Lost.

Tomorrow? Icecrown.

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Howl: One Fine Pussy Starts Her Sojourn in Northrend11.14.08

Because I’m verging on falling asleep on my keys at this very second, I’m going to keep it short (since apparently I disappointed some people by not posting something world-ending). The Midnight Release at the Lansing GameStop was underwhelming, at best, particularly when it started raining and we were all still waiting outside, but I did get to enjoy two pints of Strongbow before happily strolling off with my Collector’s Edition of Wrath.

Proto-Drakes Make Me Hot

True to our ever-impatient gamer-nature, Lycentia and I installed the game the instant we got home and defrosted (and I threw on a pot of coffee). We made swift work of about half of Howling Fjord, and I have zero regrets bypassing Borean Tundra to start. Howling Fjord is a lush environment with dynamic landscapes, new and interesting creatures, and an easy-to-follow questing progression. It’s also not the first place every Average Joe on your realm is going to go to; technically, it’s the 72-74 zone (hardly, in my opinion), and you have to get yourself to Menethil to find your way over first thing. Lycentia and I assumed that the vast majority would think Stormwind Harbor the only crossing to Northrend—turned out we were correct. The Borean Tundra, which we started clearing through after demolishing Howling Fjord, was lagged to shit. General Chat was so obnoxious that even I had to turn it off after awhile.  Do yourself and go to the Fjord now.

All that being said and done, Lycentia and I are both currently 73. Some dude from Drow is already 76, probably because he’s a robot or isn’t sleeping, and there are a few 74s and 75s. Tomorrow we’ll probably blow through the rest of Borean Tundra, sidestep as many noobs as possible, and then head over to Dragonblight. Leveling has been interesting. With the build I’m currently utilizing, Lycentia and I either AOE tank four million and twelve mobs to death or I hit Mangle eight thousand times and win (lolberserkiMangle). It’s very strange, and I’m not altogether comfortable with it right now. Without those two points dumped into Shredding Attacks, there’s little point in ever Shredding, even with Lycentia tanking. With the Energy cost reductions from iMangle and my two-piece T6 bonus, I’m literally Mangling almost every GCD for over 2k and then biting for 3k+. Talk about mindless.

Ultimately, this has been an exceptionally smooth transition. No server restarts or catastrophic lag. Minimal quest bugs. Phenomenal quests with a lot of interesting “pet bar” interactions (oh, Howling Fjord, how I love you). Much of what you see ties directly into the Arthas storyline, or at least the landscape. It’s tight. Literally. My only complaint is that the “dig-through-poop” quests have been reiterated to great effect, and there’s only so many “Hey, clean up your shit!” or “I have a lot of shit to take care of” jokes to be made.

Log on early if you can, kids: Doomhammer had over a 2000 person queue during primetime.

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Flavors of Northrend11.11.08

Bears need an awful lot of food to keep themselves going—and they’re not altogether picky. While Polar Bears are generally carnivorous and the Pandiren feed exclusively on bamboo, Druid Bears will happily snack on berries, meat, and ice cream before loping off for a beat down. As any nutritionally aware ursine knows, you are what you eat—and it’s important to make sure you’re scarfing down the right stuff to perform your best. In Northrend, this is especially true. Cold climes automatically flip on the “want to Hibernate” switch, and without a veritable furnace keeping the ol’ metabolism going, it’s all too easy to pass out before raid.

 

Fortunately, the latest Adventurer Chefs have discovered a myriad array of foodstuffs to be made from native Northrend ingredients and have published their experimental findings. While my Cooking might only be 375, I went out on a limb for bears everywhere and whipped up some tasty morsels to power us through our quest to 80.

 

The Rhinolicious Wyrmsteak promises a full-flavored kick in the ass, complete with the added bonus of 40 STA and 40 Expertise. Pair your teeth licking steak with some smoky, vitamin packed vegetables, a cool glass of Kungaloosh, and you’re looking at the perfect way to kick back and relax your furry butt before punching Arthas in the junk. With only a small amount of hunting and gathering, you too can experience the flavors of Northrend—a few days in advance. Stay tuned next week for Phaelia’s tree-flavored installment!

 

Rhinolicious Wyrmsteak

  • 2 Thin (Rhino) Steaks (breakfast varieties work well)
  • 1/3 pound Chorizo (squishy Worm Meat)
  • ½ cup of white rice
  • 1 ½ cup beef broth
  • 4 green onions, chopped in half
  • ½ Vidalia onion, diced
  • 1 tsp. Butter
  • Generous amount of Black Pepper, Salt, Oregano and Red Pepper Flakes (Northrend Spices)

 

To start out, pour the beef broth into a medium sized pan, add the diced Vidalia onion, and bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to Medium and add the rice. Cover and let simmer. You’ll need to stop questing and stir this shit every once in awhile. This stuff will probably take about 20 minutes to soften into normal rice. Uncover, and let cool.

 

While your rice is cooking, prepare your Worm Meat. In a small frying pan, break the Worm Meat into crumbles and cook through. Once that’s done, add it to the rice and save the drippings.

 

Your Rhino Steaks are waiting. Rub both steaks with a handful of the Northrend Spices. On a clean cutting board, lay out the steaks. You’re going to take the rice, complete with Worm Meat, and lay a generous portion out on one end of each steak. Add 4 halves of the green onions to each filling. Slowly, roll each of the steaks into a tube shape and tie tightly using butcher’s string. Cover in the remaining Worm drippings, and broil the steaks (remember: these are thin!) in the oven until cooked through.

 

Smoky Tubers and Roots

  • 1 can cut Green Beans
  • 1 small can of vacuum packed corn
  • ½ cup sliced carrots
  • 1/3 pound diced bacon
  • 1 tsp. minced garlic
  • 1 tsp. red pepper flakes

 

Add about ½ teaspoon of olive oil to a warm frying pan (high heat). Drop the teaspoon of minced garlic into the pan and let it fry for a minute. Add the chopped bacon. Stir fry for a minute, and then add the carrots. Let soften slightly. Upend the entire can of green beans into the frying pan (including some of the water). Add the corn. Cover the pan and stir occasionally. Continue heating on Medium until an even flavor is established. Add salt to taste.

 

Kungaloosh

  • 2 cups of pulp free OJ
  • Splash of Grenadine
  • 1/2 cup of Bacardi Grand Melon
  • 1 cup of crushed pineapple with juices
  • 1 cup of mixed berries (strawberry, raspberry, blackberry)

This isn’t your Disney Safariventure drink, kids. Combine all of the above ingredients in the blender, smash to bits, and get hammered. You can use coconut rum + Midori instead of the Bacardi Grand Melon.

Serve the steaks on a plate garnished with the tubers & roots and any rice that might be leftover from stuffing.

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