Mailbag 2.0: Spring Break Edition
Sadly, the most mail I’ve received in recent memory came after yesterday’s “Honest Scrap” award post—and it had little to do with best-in-slot tanking gear and Feral DPS rotations. In the spirit of being open-minded (and because I’m still revising my latest DPS post), let’s take a look.
Prime from Mal’ganis (US-PVP) writes:
TITS OR GTFO.
-Prime
Mortality from Silver Hand (US-RP) writes:
Hi Runycat,Â
I usually read your site at work when I’m really bored, and I don’t often comment because I think most Druids suck and steal loot from pure DPS classes. Yesterday’s post was more interesting because it wasn’t about Druids. If you’re going to write about bikini pics, you should probably post them. Otherwise, it’s a total cry for attention and no one will believe you actually did it anyway.Â
Sincerely Disappointed,
Mortality
Zuniat from Baelgun (US-PVE) writes:
Hey, those pictures are still on my hard drive if you want them.
-Bot
Skullyfist from Scarlet Crusade (US-RP) writes:Â
Runy,
It has recently come to my attention that your skill level and playstyle may be complementary to that of my guild, “LOLCATS and Cool Dudes” on Scarlet Crusade (US). We are currently raiding 10-man Naxxramas, working on downing the Four Horsemen. Enclosed you will find a guild application I hope you will consider. Please note that we do require one or more real life photos for age/gender verification (the ones mentioned in your previous post, “And the award goes to” will suffice) and that we are currently not interested in growing our roster with additional male members (so your fiance need not apply).
Sincerest regards,
Skullyfist
LOLCATS and Cool Dudes Guild Leader
At the risk of Lycentia blowing a gasket, I’ll post the infamous “bikini pics,” but will shuffle them behind a cut. It has come to my attention that many individuals already have my website blocked at their place of employment (myself included), and I truthfully don’t want to make it any worse. You’ll have to humor me here, folks—I was hammered.
Until next time!
Smirkfang
::laughing my rear end off::
Runy… I miss you, for just these fun reasons! Post about life on your new server, willya??
Kayeri
See, those kinds of posts are boring. “HEY GUYZ TODAY I DID SOME DAILIES AND HIT SOME MANS WITH MY PAWS. MAN, THIS SHIT IS REAL.”
You’re only hitting them with your paws? *suspicious* Did Lycentia put you in Soft Paws to protect the furniture? *hides*
On a more serious note, you’re always a blast to read. My druid is very much resto with a beginning feral kit for dual spec’s, and I soak up the tanking advice like tree form does rain in a desperate attempt to not look so much like a dead broccoli sprig. >.> So thanks!
Glad you enjoy! If you’re also looking for straight-up tanking info (as I seem to have been focusing on DPS as of late), I really recommend checking out ThinkTank.
Interestingly enough, we at one point in time got Soft Paws for one of our cats. It was a fucking chore to get those things on her, and then totally screwed up the way her claws grew for awhile.
So, if I were to say “BOOBZ PLOX!” you’d show up a picture of Jim Carrey in ‘Dumb and Dumber’?
You know, I’ll be wicked honest: I’ve never seen Dumb and Dumber.