[A US-PVE, Doomhammer] Dread Lobster Seeks Stellar Raiders!
It’s that time again: countless masses are gorging themselves on laser chickens, chopping down Christmas trees, stringing up lights, dusting off menorahs, carefully wrapping gifts for clever little crushtaceans, and submitting applications to Dread Lobster. That’s right! Do you have someone on your Christmas list who sounds like this?
- Incredibly clever or sassy
- Able to tackle Heroics and raid instances in a single bound
- Can eloquently recite eight million reasons why his or her talent spec is the best suited for raiding
- Enjoys constructive and informed praise and criticism
- Min/maxes his or her performance to a degree that most consider ridiculous
- Yearns to diligently raid four nights a week and collect sweet epix
- Has a boner for Malygos and agrees that Baron Rivendare has a certain panache
- Knows that Ur is an ancient city, not a word
- Has reached level 80 and wants more-than-competent 80 buddies
Do your friend (or yourself!) a favor this holiday season and give the gift of lobster. If Bubba Claws thinks you’ve been a good little raider, an officer from Dread Lobster will contact you on his behalf. He’s particularly interested in:
- Ranged DPS
- Non-Priest Healers
Have any other questions before you fulfill your holiday wishlist? Drop me a line and we’ll talk.
Smirkfang
“Knows that Ur is an ancient city, not a word”
^^ I would join your guild for this.
http://www.dreadlobster.info/app.php
Server = Doomhammer.
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Should go somewhere in your post so people know whether it involves a transfer
Lol, Ur also is famous for it’s towering White Ziggurat. Those silly ancient Sumarians unfortunately only used mud brick though so now it just looks like a big hill =) I <3 me some Runy!
THANK YOU MR WIZARD
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ye-er…. moo?
Just thought I’d teaze
Perhaps if Pantherfeet was all grown up 
Good luck on your recruiting!
Lol, thanks.
Good luck with recruitment!
Ur is not only a city, but also a questionable way to shorten “you are, “”you’re” or “your.”
A questionable way to shorten a word, perhaps, but not a word and certainly not any sort of construction that I find acceptable.
Hence the joke.
Thanks for the well-wishing, but Dread Lobster isn’t really recruiting anymore.