[A US-PVE, Doomhammer] Dread Lobster Seeks Stellar Raiders!

Posted in Dread Lobster on Dec 03, 2008

BUBBA CLAWS IS WAITING

It’s that time again: countless masses are gorging themselves on laser chickens, chopping down Christmas trees, stringing up lights, dusting off menorahs, carefully wrapping gifts for clever little crushtaceans, and submitting applications to Dread Lobster. That’s right! Do you have someone on your Christmas list who sounds like this?

  • Incredibly clever or sassy
  • Able to tackle Heroics and raid instances in a single bound
  • Can eloquently recite eight million reasons why his or her talent spec is the best suited for raiding
  • Enjoys constructive and informed praise and criticism
  • Min/maxes his or her performance to a degree that most consider ridiculous
  • Yearns to diligently raid four nights a week and collect sweet epix
  • Has a boner for Malygos and agrees that Baron Rivendare has a certain panache
  • Knows that Ur is an ancient city, not a word
  • Has reached level 80 and wants more-than-competent 80 buddies

Do your friend (or yourself!) a favor this holiday season and give the gift of lobster. If Bubba Claws thinks you’ve been a good little raider, an officer from Dread Lobster will contact you on his behalf. He’s particularly interested in:

  • Ranged DPS
  • Non-Priest Healers

Have any other questions before you fulfill your holiday wishlist? Drop me a line and we’ll talk.

Apply today!

9 Comments

  • At 2008.12.03 13:56, Isisxotic said:

    “Knows that Ur is an ancient city, not a word”

    ^^ I would join your guild for this.

  • At 2008.12.03 14:19, Beathooven said:

    Server = Doomhammer.
    Should go somewhere in your post so people know whether it involves a transfer ;).

    • At 2008.12.04 15:06, Andurial (Kylnor) said:

      Lol, Ur also is famous for it’s towering White Ziggurat. Those silly ancient Sumarians unfortunately only used mud brick though so now it just looks like a big hill =) I <3 me some Runy!

      • At 2008.12.05 09:41, Runycat said:

        THANK YOU MR WIZARD

      • At 2008.12.05 09:04, Tigerfeet said:

        yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, ye-er…. moo?

        Just thought I’d teaze ;) Perhaps if Pantherfeet was all grown up ;)

        Good luck on your recruiting!

        • At 2008.12.05 09:41, Runycat said:

          Lol, thanks.

        • At 2009.01.11 12:29, krizzlybear said:

          Good luck with recruitment!

          Ur is not only a city, but also a questionable way to shorten “you are, “”you’re” or “your.”

          • At 2009.01.11 13:01, Runycat said:

            A questionable way to shorten a word, perhaps, but not a word and certainly not any sort of construction that I find acceptable.

            Hence the joke.

            Thanks for the well-wishing, but Dread Lobster isn’t really recruiting anymore.

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