Unbearably HoT

If you read this blog every once in awhile or maybe even glanced through the About or Why sections, you probably know what sort of guild I’m in. If you don’t, here’s the quick and dirty overview:


Singularity is a relatively lenient progression guild on Doomhammer (US-PVE) with a long Pre BC history, currently dedicated to pushing progression on Sunwell Plateau. We kill internet dragons Sunday through Thursday, from 10 PM EST to 1:30 AM EST (server is MST). As of right now, we’re ranked second on the server for Alliance progression and third overall. We’re currently being cockblocked on the Eredar Twins, largely because we’re missing a few things. What?


Some raiders, obviously. A few folks with crushingly bad attitudes have moved on to things like Age of Conan (which admittedly, I still want to try) or casual raiding, and a few others have had to leave due to a number of highly understandable real life concerns. While we’re not crippled by any means, we don’t have an awful lot of leeway if someone can’t show up on a particular night , and badge gear on our alts only goes so far. THUS—Singularity has opened up for recruiting again to hopefully pick up some dedicated, skilled players to fill rank.


We want:

• 1 Holy Priest and 1 Shadow Priest
• 1 Holy Paladin
• 1 Warlock (possibly; not high need)
• 1 Enhancement Shaman
• 1 Rogue (maybe, if you rule at life)

What we expect:


From all of our apps, we expect near 100% raid attendance and insane performance. It isn’t enough to sit there and spam Shadowbolt or Chain Heal—we expect that you know your class inside and out and consistently work to better your play and better your part in the raid. Your gear must be of T6 quality or equivalent, or you have to be so radtacular that we want to gear you up.


What does equivalent gear mean? As an example—I’m not concerned with whether or not you have 3k plus heal or 12,000 mana; if you have shit for mana regen and less than 10k health raid buffed, don’t bother applying. If you’re a rogue with less than 300 +HIT? Resocket or go home. The difference between T6 gear and everything below it generally has to do with stats like STA, SPI, INT and the like. You have more of it, which is what we want. Stability. Survivability. If you don’t know how long you can spam Circle of Healing without potting, being innervated or anything like that before you go out of mana, try picking up a mod like Dr. Damage that’ll tell you.


Additionally, although exceptions can always be made, we prefer players who are 18+. We’re definitely an R-rated (if not NC-17) environment, and we don’t want to be babysitting or waiting on other kinds of obligations that young people should have—you know, like lots of makeouts, homework, school and serving your parents. It’s also pertinent to note that we’re all highly vocal and critical people, and if you can’t speak on Ventrilo, can’t deal with that kind of attitude or follow simple instructions, Singularity might not be the place for you.


But if you like rocking out, farming T6 content, pushing for Kil’jaedan and hanging with some wildly inappropriate cats, drop us a line at our website:


www.singguild.com


Feel free to comment with any questions, concerns, etc. here or talk to Runyarusco in game. As further incentive, I hear there might be some “twins” action if we take down those Eredar bitches. Man, those druids are crazy.