Sathrovarrâ€™s been vanquished. Kalecgos can fly off and inevitably get possessed again, as those pesky dragons tend to do, and thereâ€™s only two trash pulls between the raid and Brutallus. You toasted Illidanâ€”you were prepared. This guy doesnâ€™t have any adds, and he dual wields just like Illybeans. Shouldnâ€™t be too hard, right? Wrong. Brutallus effectively makes Illidan look like a flame-spouting Girl Scout and brings back nostalgic memories of the gear test Patchwerk presented in Naxxxramas.
Regardless, youâ€™re optimistic. The raid easily dispatches the token trash pulls and charges into the Den of Iniquity. Suddenly, youâ€™re greeted by exceptionally bad voice acting and a panoramic view of the Dead Scar:
â€œHold friends! There is information to be had before this devil meets his fate!â€
Madrigosa, the chick blue dragon who you can see taunting Brutallus during â€œDistraction at the Dead Scarâ€, bids you sit quietly and wait while she tries to grill the enormous pit lord. The scenic vista seals up with a sheet of impenetrable ice* and you essentially get to watch a psionic death match that sounds like itâ€™s dubbed over by the original American voice actors from DBZ. Despite some cool giant-beam-of-death shit, Madrigosa dies in a dramatic heap, and Brutallus turns his attention to the raid. With a cry of challenge, he tilts his head back and roars, shattering the ice and sending your raid flying. None of us were expecting it the first time, and itâ€™s particularly awesome seeing a bear soaring through the air. The once dynamic Brutallus now sits dormant in the Dead Scar, patiently waiting for your raid to take thirty-five minutes to figure out how theyâ€™d like to set up.
So what makes this fight hard? Despite a few movement coordination issues (and they are few) and timing on the part of the tanks, the onus of difficulty lays within the enormous amount of non-stop healing it takes to keep up the tanks, the sheer amount of DPS that needs to get put out before a six minute enrage timer and the threat tanks have to generate to keep up with the balls-out DPS (the latter, of which happened to be a concern of mine). 10.5 million health in six minutes. Yeah, you do the math. Learning the fight is an incredible resource hog; the consumables I, as a tank, use on every attempt/kill are as follows:
- Flask of Fortification
- Spicy Crawdad or Fishermenâ€™s Feast
- Ironshield Potions (usually 3 per attempt)
- Nightmare Seeds (usually 3 per attempt)
- Greater Rune of Warding
- Adamantite Weighstone
Obviously if youâ€™re going to keep up on healing and DPS, youâ€™ll have to use a cornucopia of consumables as wellâ€”anything from haste pots to destro pots to super mana pots. Unfortunately, practicing getting to the enrage meant that only the tanks were using consumables just so we could get to that point, with everyone else catching up later. Stressful, to be sure. Brutallus is a fight in which you, as the tank, can do everything perfectly and still get the ever-loving-shit beat out of you. Tank healers have to literally spam heal the current tank with their highest rank heals the entire fightâ€”they donâ€™t even stop to heal themselves (thatâ€™s someone elseâ€™s job). So how hard does he hit?
As I mentioned earlier, Brutallus dual wields with an attack speed of 1.2 secondsâ€”and thatâ€™s with Improved Thunderclap on him. While it varies, heâ€™ll generally smash with his main hand for about 9k+ and his offhand for 5k+; thus, in about 1.5 seconds, the tank has been immediately hit 14k damageâ€”and itâ€™s constant. On the plus side, heâ€™s incapable of crush damage (which would, ultimately, prove too much to heal through) and has the parry-haste mechanic disabled much like Mother Sharahaz (which allows groups to spread out around the tank to soak up Meteor Slashes; this will be explained later). The deal breaker is his Stomp (not to be confused with our kickass mage, Stomp) ability.
Stomp hits whoever has aggro (hopefully the tank, m I rite?) and immediately halves your armor, simultaneously dealing approximately 20,000 damage. Obviously this transition isnâ€™t quite as spiky with a druid tank (who has over 35k armor to begin with), but is relatively worrisome when you have a warrior. The debuff lasts for ten seconds, during which the tank takes a ridiculous amount of damage and the healers fervently try to make sure that their greater heals donâ€™t all land at the same time. Itâ€™s also pertinent to note that the Stomp debuff removes Burns on the tank.
So leik, wut r burns? Burn victims (yeah, I laughed too) have had a â€œBurnâ€ debuff placed on him or her, which will spread to anyone in the near vicinity if they donâ€™t move to a designated â€œBurn Areaâ€. The burn lasts for 60 seconds and progressively deals damage over timeâ€”the last three ticks deal 3400, 3400 and then 6400 damage to the target. We use two druids standing in the burn area tossing HoTs, and unless theyâ€™re already taking damage from Meteor Slashes, this usually keeps the burn victims alive. Once the Burn debuff has dissipated, the burn victim can move back to his or her usual position. Obviously, the tanks donâ€™t go anywhere. Itâ€™s important for the casters and healer to set up around the tanks in designated areas, because these â€œsoak groupsâ€ will absorb the Meteor Slash damage (about 20,000k fire damage that progressively increases your fire damage taken) and make sure your tank isnâ€™t taking more damage than is absolutely necessary. If you can afford to leave a few casters (who donâ€™t have pushback talents, like elemental shamans) out of these two Meteor Slash groups, go for itâ€”youâ€™ll see a difference in overall DPS. Meteor Slash can stack almost exponentially, if youâ€™d survive it, but anymore than three Meteor Slashes on any particular group, and youâ€™re probably going to die.
The reason Singularity utilizes a Feral Druid/Protection Warrior combo is to maximize the amount of debuffs available without crunching DPS. A DPS warrior wonâ€™t need to waste cooldowns on Imp Thunderclap or Demoralizing Shout, both tanks can receive Commanding Shout, the Feral Druid can keep up Feral Faerie Fire, Mangle and can, actually, DPS when not tanking (although it makes me nervous every time I do it). The downside to this combo is that the warriors clearly have more trouble during Stomp periods and, conversely, the druid canâ€™t exactly blow a million cooldowns to stay alive while in bear form (although you can smooth out transitions with a few cooldownsâ€”more on that later).
The fight thus goes a little bit like this:
- A hunter Misdirect pulls Brutallus to the first tank, in this case, Lycentia. Iâ€™m switched out of the MT group and a shaman is pulled in to blow Heroism. Between the Heroism, Windfury, and the MD, aggro is established quickly enough for DPS to go nuts. During this first tanking rotation, Iâ€™m busily applying debuffs and doing as much damage as I can with my terrible bear-gear-hit-rating in Cat Form. As a note, we stack shamans and periodically use Heroisms for sustained DPS bursts.
- About 30 seconds in, players have already been burned and moved back and forth between the main groups and the burn area, Lycentia has been Stomped once, and heâ€™s about to take a third Meteor Slash. I apply my last debuffs, hit my handy transition macro:
/use Ironshield Potion
/use Nightmare Seed
which does all of those lovely things in the timespan of one GCD, and shift back into Dire Bear. While all thatâ€™s happening, Iâ€™m watching my Big Wigs timers for the incoming Meteor Slash, Brutallusâ€™s cast bar for when it actually hits, and counting down my impending Growl on Ventrilo so that the healers can start winding up something huge. Ideally, as soon as the third Meteor Slash lands on Lyc, Iâ€™m pulling Brutallus off him.
- Approximately 40 seconds in, Brutallus is systematically kicking my ass. Every time I note that Stomp has five seconds left on its cooldown, I call it out on Vent so folks know that Iâ€™ll be taking even more damage than usual. This is when I try to pop any cooldowns I haveâ€”notably my Badge of Tenacity or Bearwall, if itâ€™s available.
/raid >>Bearwall activated!<<
/cast Frenzied Regeneration
/use Badge of Tenacity
With five seconds left before the third Meteor Slash, Lycentia starts the same Taunt countdown.
- Rinse and repeat. Healers are meanwhile busting their ass to keep everyone alive, and everyone else times cooldowns so that theyâ€™re pumping out as much damage as possible. This means that weâ€™ve stacked each group for maximum DPS and all the appropriate debuffs are on Brutallus (Wisdom, Blessing of Light, Seal of the Crusader, Curse of Recklessness, Curse of Elements, et cetera). While Iâ€™m in Cat Form, Iâ€™m also able to Innervate the priest closest to me (usually Brand) and Battle Rez any retard who happened to die in my vicinity. I just have to make sure that all of that doesnâ€™t interfere with my GCD when I need to be using cooldowns and transitioning for a tanking rotation.
- Occasionally, the Stomp cooldowns will run very close to when each tank is supposed to Taunt. Itâ€™s extremely un-ideal to Taunt and be immediately Stomped (since that generally guarantees a face full of dirt), so the tanks coordinate to avoid it. How does that work?Letâ€™s say there are 8 seconds until a Stomp on Lycentia. Thereâ€™s 3 seconds until the third Meteor Slash. If I taunted exactly after the Meteor Slash hit, Iâ€™d get a Stomp in the face about 3-4 seconds afterward. Not cool. Instead, I allow the third Meteor Slash to roll on by, wait until the Stomp hits Lycentia, and then INSTANTLY taunt Brutallus off. Doing this means youâ€™re communicating with each other and watching your timers, because if you fuck up, someoneâ€™s going to eat an extra Meteor Slash and wipe the raid. Fortunately, Lycentia and I raid in the same room as one another, which eliminates the need to yell over Vent. SYNERGY, BABY.
- When Brutallus is at 20%, everyone goes apeshitâ€”cooldowns everywhere, Heroisms for the mages, Sexecutes with Recklessnessâ€”the whole shebang. As of yet, we havenâ€™t been able to kill him before he enragesâ€”although last night was supremely close (about five seconds). This is my favorite part.OMG HUGE RED PISSED OFF PIT LORD. Itâ€™s like; he knows you were making out with his mom last night and totally wasnâ€™t cool with it.Brutallus flips out and destroys Lycentia through Shield Wall and then switches over to me and one-shots me while I am, of course, in Cat Form trying to eke out as much extra damage as possible. Iâ€™m talking hits you for 40kâ€”thereâ€™s no avoiding that bullshit. Paladins can try and bubble/BoP as necessary, but if youâ€™re not already at about 1% when this happens, prepare for annihilation.
Then you win. Sometimes. Get phat loots and repeat.
*Except if you mount up immediately after the last trash mob dies and you run directly through it. Youâ€™ll fall out the window and end up right in the middle of the Dead Scar as Brutallus and Madrigosa duke it out. Youâ€™ll also probably buy it as soon as they finish up, as our raid leader found out. Worth the death, IMO.